The fifth week of football delivered the goods.Three of Sunday's early games screamed into overtime, headlining a slate of action that saw five teams remain undefeated. The , , , and are off to a fine start, but the other side of the coin is grim: A slew of sloppy squads steadily revealing themselves to be comprehensive pretenders.Amid the glorious chaos, let's dive into our heroes and villains from Week 5:Heroes1. Joshua Treadwell McCown: Good quarterback play in Cleveland is the equivalent of seeing a four-mile-wide alien mothership slowly descend over your neighborhood: It alters everything we believe and begs the question, Derrick Rose Jersey "Am I dreaming?" A 25-year-old fans has never witne sed more than fleeting hints of solid play under center from a laundry list of semi-tragic figures like Kelly Holcomb, Tim Couch and . Is the latest false flag?Probably, but over the past two weeks he's silenced the cries for and set fire to the record books. Becoming the first quarterback to pa s for 300-plus yards in three straight games, McCown shattered a franchise record on Sunday with 457 yards through the air. But forget the stats: McCown effectively ended the season of a team that was 13-1 against the under .It's unlikely to last for the with the , , , and up next. Still, McCown is the type of player Cleveland can Luke Kornet Jersey embrace, with the pa ser telling Peter King of TheMMQB: "My wife and I went to couple of the NBA Finals games here in the spring. We're walking downtown and we thought, Let a man dream!2. Old Humans: It wasn't just the 36-year-old McCown spinning late-career magic. Week 5 was all about the Dad Bod Uprising. Four days after his 39th birthday, Raider safety picked off twice. -- on the wrong side of 30 and written off as yesterday's thrill -- sliced through the for 103 yards like it was 2009. And then we have , the 40-year-old signal-caller riding a two-game win streak in place of . Daniel Gafford Jersey It's a great time to be a blue hair.3. The Perfectly Legitimate : Cincy's been trapped in a weird purgatory for way too long: Good enough to make the postseason; bad enough to be stuffed in a box come January. Not anymore. This year's are screaming toward a first-round bye on the suddenly confident shoulders of flame-throwing ginger-hero . Sunday's wild comeback against Seattle provided more evidence that Dalton is a new man this season, rattling defenses with aggre sive darts downfield and making sweet music with the AFC's most talented roster.Villains2. Spiraling New Orleans Train Wreck: The are the most depre sing team in the NFL right now, and correctly described by Conor Orr as a We won't waste another word on this slow-motion car wreck until they put together a defensive game plan worth laying eyes on.Cignetti Update From the StreetsIt Thaddeus Young Jersey was another down week for the offense, and a source out of Los Angeles told us emphatically that Private Eye/Play-Caller Frank Cignetti is under fire.Frank -- -- is splitting his time running the St. Louis offense while moonlighting on the side as a no-nonsense PI on the West Coast. Engaged on the hunt for a mi sing L.A. girl named Regina Jane Franois, Cignetti, per our source, "has become completely lost in the case." officials are quietly fuming after Frank "vanished for 72-plus hours" while the team prepared for last Sunday's showdown. "He's way too obse sive, thinking he can cook up a game plan on Friday night after spending four days in California looking for this Franois individual."The are urging Cignetti to "put a lid" on the detective gig, but our source says Ol' Frank is unwilling Kris Dunn Jersey to do that, telling team officials: "You want that on your hands? Letting a mi sing girl just float into the aby s? That's not how Frank Cignetti operates."As of this writing, Regina Jane Franois remains on the lam.